Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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