Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
