He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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