addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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