i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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