So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
