All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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