Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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