Having a random hookup so left but love u
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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