I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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