But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
