Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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