Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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