Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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