I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
My pussy is not your playground.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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