grandma shit on top of the toilet
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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