I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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