I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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