He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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