PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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