And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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