we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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