who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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