I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we're making bets on your personal life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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