all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Too much gin, very little bucket
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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