And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
