can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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