Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
