in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Green mimosas i think yes
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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