Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Let's get the cat blown out
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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