i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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