ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
its liver damage thursday
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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