would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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