I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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