some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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