he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
there is glitter all over my balls
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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