I am puke
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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