For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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