I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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