Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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