at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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