I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
