doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
