Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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