Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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