Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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