we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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