is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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