I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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