im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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