We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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