I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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